I hate colds because

You aren't sick enough to just lay in bed but that is what you want to do.
You feel like you should be doing something other then siting around but when you try you don't have enough energy.
Your muscles make you feel like you have a small fever but you don't.
It is always worse the second day instead of better.
You aren't sick enough for people to bring you food so you still have to walk across campus to eat.
You feel like a wimp using it as an excuse not to do stuff with other people.

I like colds because
My nose doesn't run as much as normal